ZooDudes Cryptid Dreams
ZooDudes Cryptid Dreams
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An Angel warrior named CryptidKeeper gets sent down from heaven and appears in a truck stop parking lot just like in terminator 2. He’s been sent on a quest to unite MetaZoo fans and content creators. To blend in, he starts buying and collecting MetaZoo cards and memorabilia. Connecting with more and more members of the community. Even becomes one of the wilderness golden ticket holders. But when it came time to bid on the company, another angel warrior named Charlie Hurlocker gets sent to earth for the same mission, but with more money, power and a gigantic Pokémon collection. This leaves CryptidKeeper with no purpose, so he starts doing a lot of cocaine and going to strip clubs with Lordycardboard, they even start a crypto scam called Keeper Coin, but only they bought in and then inevitably rug pulled themselves but somehow they both bankrupted eachother, spiralling out of control. Until one day CryptidKeeper had a hallucination from taking Molly where he was talking to an Arby’s beef and cheddar that told him he could still unite the MetaZoo community through ZooDudes. A parody TCG that gives love an appreciation to all who love MetaZoo.